The Time I Almost Died.

Ok ,so I haven’t thought about what I’m about to tell you innernetz in awhile- but this past week has reminded me so very very much of The Time I Almost Died. N o, seriously. I can already tell that you’re sitting there thinking, this is another one of her squishy jokes, right? No. I [...]

"Honey, You Just Had a Baby in Your Pants."

WHAT? WHAT TO THE WHAT? As I sit here watching “I didn’t Know I was An Idiot Pregnant” on TLC, I just heard these very words- right after a woman said she felt something on her thigh and the doctor said she was going to cut her pants off. “Honey, you just had a baby in [...]

Oh Lord. I'm HER.

Yes friends, that time that I always knew was approaching has…approached. You see, I would sit on the couch and watch those commercials for the blanket with sleeves and think “WHO in their right mind needs a blanket with sleeves?It DOES have edges you know”…and yet…here I sit. A bit chilly. Unwilling to turn on the [...]

I Should Not Be Allowed in Public.

I’m apparently still incredibly immature, because this last weekend included an occasion where I could NOT stop giggling for the life of me. Remember the crazy beach people that romped around like baby rhinos? Well, there was a couple that gave them a run for their money at the local icecream shop this past weekend. [...]