I used to blog, and then I had a human.

Holeee long time no blog people, it’s been since July when I was still housing Squishy Baybee that I last wrote! A lot has happened since- things such as squeezing Squishy Baybee out of my body, and then running around yelling things like “WHAT COLOR IS THE POOP??” “IS THE SPIT UP CHUNKY OR WATERY??’  [...]

Barefoot and…yep.

So it’s been awhile, like…a forever while, I know. BUT,BUT, BUTTTTTTTTT I have a pretty good excuse. You see, while you were out gallavanting through Target, dancing down the red lined aisles with glee (the clearance end caps!!!the movie theater boxed candy 2 for 1 sale!!! The 15% off Loreal Mascara signs!!!), I had my [...]

A List of Reasons Why I Require A Job.

Since I’m hurdling toward the end of my Christmas break, I refuse to form anything resembling  a paragraph. Please enjoy the following list of things I have learned during my time off for Christmas and New Years. (Not in order of importance) 1. The human body can indeed survive for days on end without eating [...]

Merry Squishmas!

Hello Squishies! Today marks one of the many highlights of teaching: The first day of Christmas break. Do you hear the angels singing? Do you see how everything sparkles with the knowledge of blissful consecutive days off not interrupted by someone asking you to tie their shoe, give them an eraser, to use the restroom, [...]

Holding the World

This year I have found myself trying to slow down- trying to take in all of those little things that slip by so quickly. This year has shown me that life moves so fast and there’s no stopping time- it moves along in front of your eyes but is invisible until you stop to see [...]