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		<title>I used to blog, and then I had a human.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Holeee long time no blog people, it&#8217;s been since July when I was still housing Squishy Baybee that I last wrote! A lot has happened since- things such as squeezing Squishy Baybee out of my body, and then running around yelling things like &#8220;WHAT COLOR IS THE POOP??&#8221; &#8220;IS THE SPIT UP CHUNKY OR WATERY??&#8217;  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://squishygirl.com/2011/10/26/i-used-to-blog-and-then-i-had-a-human/</link>
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		<title>Carnivores Unite!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello again friends! The last time I wrote a post, I could see my toes without effort! I assure you, all is well in the Squishy home, however this period of time known now as &#8220;The time during which I became fat and lightheaded&#8221; has been peppered with good times galore. Allow me to tell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://squishygirl.com/2011/07/04/carnivores-unite/</link>
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		<title>A Dingo Ate Mah Leggy.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Saturday morning was like any other morning in the Squishy household lately. Me, with approximately every pillow ever made piled under and around me, and Mr.Squish trying to breathe amongst all the fluff, batting his arms around trying to find a place to lay them that didn&#8217;t bounce them right back on his face. It [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://squishygirl.com/2011/04/19/a-dingo-ate-mah-leggy/</link>
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		<title>Barefoot and&#8230;yep.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s been awhile, like&#8230;a forever while, I know. BUT,BUT, BUTTTTTTTTT I have a pretty good excuse. You see, while you were out gallavanting through Target, dancing down the red lined aisles with glee (the clearance end caps!!!the movie theater boxed candy 2 for 1 sale!!! The 15% off Loreal Mascara signs!!!), I had my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://squishygirl.com/2011/04/07/barefoot-and-yep/</link>
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		<title>A List of Reasons Why I Require A Job.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Since I&#8217;m hurdling toward the end of my Christmas break, I refuse to form anything resembling  a paragraph. Please enjoy the following list of things I have learned during my time off for Christmas and New Years. (Not in order of importance) 1. The human body can indeed survive for days on end without eating [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://squishygirl.com/2010/12/29/a-list-of-reasons-why-i-require-a-job/</link>
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		<title>Merry Squishmas!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello Squishies! Today marks one of the many highlights of teaching: The first day of Christmas break. Do you hear the angels singing? Do you see how everything sparkles with the knowledge of blissful consecutive days off not interrupted by someone asking you to tie their shoe, give them an eraser, to use the restroom, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://squishygirl.com/2010/12/18/merry-squishmas/</link>
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		<title>Holding the World</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This year I have found myself trying to slow down- trying to take in all of those little things that slip by so quickly. This year has shown me that life moves so fast and there&#8217;s no stopping time- it moves along in front of your eyes but is invisible until you stop to see [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://squishygirl.com/2010/12/04/holding-the-world/</link>
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		<title>Falalalaaaaaaaghhhhhhh Down The Stairs.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy Post Thanksgiving-Pre Christmas Squishies! It&#8217;s the most falalalalalaaa time of year. We spent our Thanksgiving in Los Angeles, sharing pumpkin pie with Brad and Angelina and their 30 children. Only part of that statement is true, can ya guess which part? You&#8217;re right, Brad and Angie were lovely. Anyway. So we had a lovely [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://squishygirl.com/2010/11/27/falalalaaaaaaaghhhhhhh-down-the-stairs/</link>
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		<title>Turtle Power</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  One would think that I must have had nothing to post lately, so I just haven&#8217;t posted. One would be wrong however, because I sooooo very much had something to post. And now, I shall. This is a story of a weekend trip turned turtle. You see, on the way home from a nice [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://squishygirl.com/2010/10/28/turtle-power/</link>
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		<title>Things I Have Learned About Myself in October.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. When a huge spider web lands on my face and body while talking to another teacher, I will not try to remain normal looking AT ALL, and will fly into a frenzy of body slaps and stomping in conjunction with yelling  IS THERE A SPIDER ON MY FACE?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS IT ON MY FACE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://squishygirl.com/2010/10/13/things-i-have-learned-about-myself-in-october/</link>
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